The 2000's Are Calling...
And apparently, they want us to go out again.
REMEMBER WHEN LIFE FELT… REAL?
Before everything had to be content.
Before we documented the entire night instead of actually living it.
Before going out somehow became… exhausting.
Back when your biggest concern was whether your low-rise jeans were low enough.
When your AIM away message was basically a public diary.
When you spent hours downloading one song on LimeWire just to find out it was the wrong fucking song.
When getting ready with your friends was half the night.
When the music was LOUD.
The outfits were questionable.
The lip gloss was sticky.
And nobody needed a reason to go out other than...
WE’RE GOING OUT.
We’re bringing that energy back.
For one night, The Expansion House is going full Y2K.
No networking.
No workshop.
No awkward icebreakers.
No agenda.
Literally just a fucking party.
Come dressed in your best Y2K-inspired fit and get ready for a night of nostalgia, music, drinks, dancing, ridiculous photos, old-school candy, and all the little details that are going to make you feel like you somehow ended up back in the 2000s.
Except this time...
we’re old enough to actually buy the drinks.
Saturday, August 29th | 8 PM
The Expansion House
SECURE MY SEATTHE EXPERIENCE
Think Y2K house party meets girls' night out — with the entire Expansion House transformed for the night.
Your ticket includes:
- DJ playing the songs we forgot we knew every word to
- Light apps & late-night bites
- Your first drink on us
- Full bar available all night
- Old-school candy bar
- Y2K-inspired goodie bags
- Photo ops made for your digital-camera era
- Throwback details & surprises throughout the night
- Dancing, drinks, nostalgia & absolutely no agenda
Bring your girls.
Wear the outfit.
Take the pictures.
Scream-sing the songs.
Eat the candy.
Stay out later than you planned.
Because adulthood has enough serious shit in it.
This night doesn't need to make you more productive.
It doesn't need to teach you anything.
And you don't need to leave with a new business connection.
You just need to have a really fucking good time.
💿 WHAT THIS ACTUALLY IS (AND WHY YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT)
This isn't a networking event disguised as a party.
It's actually just a fucking party.
The kind we used to have before every night out needed a purpose, a plan, or a perfectly curated Instagram story.
The moment you walk in, you're stepping straight into the 2000s.
✨ The music you still know every word to
✨ Flash photography & Y2K photo ops
✨ Old-school candy you forgot existed
✨ Drinks flowing
✨ Light bites
✨ Goodie bags
✨ Outfits that deserve their own MySpace album
✨ And a DJ making it physically impossible to stay off the dance floor
This is your excuse to GO OUT again.
Call your girls.
Plan the outfits.
Do your hair like it's 2004.
Put entirely too much lip gloss on.
And come ready to have FUN.
Your ticket gets you into the full Y2K experience, including:
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Your first drink on us
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Light apps to snack on throughout the night
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A full bar available after your included drink
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An old-school candy bar packed with Y2K favorites
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Y2K goodie bags
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Throwback photo ops
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DJ + dancing all night
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Nostalgic details and surprises throughout the entire space
And yes...
There will absolutely be moments where a song comes on and the entire room collectively loses its shit.
That's kind of the point.
Because sometimes you don't need another class.
You don't need another networking event.
You don't need to work on yourself, grow your business, make a connection, or accomplish a damn thing.
Sometimes you need to put on a cute outfit, grab your friends, have a drink, dance to Usher, take 47 pictures with a digital camera and have a fucking night.
THIS IS THAT NIGHT.
The kind of night you'll be talking about the next morning.
The pictures you'll immediately want posted.
And the party everyone who wasn't there is going to wish they went to.
Tickets are intentionally limited.
Because if we're bringing back the 2000s...
we're doing it right.
I WANT IN!
💿 YOUR TICKET
✨ THE FULL Y2K EXPERIENCE — $65
One ticket. One night. Full 2000s energy.
Your ticket includes:
- 💿 Access to the full Y2K party experience
- 🍸 Your first drink on us
- 🍴 Light apps throughout the night
- 🍬 Old-school candy bar
- 🎁 Y2K-inspired goodie bag
- 📸 Throwback photo ops + flash-camera moments
- 🎧 Live DJ + dancing
- ✨ Y2K-inspired atmosphere, details & surprises
- 🍸 Full bar available all night
All you need to do is grab your girls, plan the outfit, and show up ready to have a fucking good time.
No networking. No workshop. No agenda.
Just drinks, music, dancing, nostalgia, questionable early-2000s fashion choices, and the kind of night we don't make enough time for anymore.
Come for the nostalgia. Stay because the DJ plays the one song that makes leaving physically impossible. 💿✨
I'm Ready!